has tagged me again.

[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
(How is it possible to not get it??? I love this movie!)

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. (No cos I write too much )

[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire. (No, but my hair light from the fire when I was about 8 year old - it happened in my kitchen, I just was sitting too near to the gas cooker ^^ )

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[ ] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (No, but I like doing things in defiance, too - of myself )

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out... (very often lately)

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. (I can not do this )

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (Yes, many times, from the sleep to the awakening)

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (uuuh never!)

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (Yes, I always have sth more important to do, but who cares about such things?)

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. (not now but I did it once, luckily now nobody sends me any stupid letters)

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. (I was drunk? eee rather impossible... I rather not drink a lot; besides I have "a strong head" )

[x] I lost words often...and forget what I'm gonna say and choked most of the time. (Yeah exactly, but maybe not so often)

[x] I shouted weird catchphrases often and dunno what it means.. and people thought I'm weird. (Maybe I do not shout, but say; I hope that they do not think that I'm weird...)

[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (Maybe not necessary in my hand, but yap, it still happens)

[x] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I have slow reaction. U know like...washing my hands TEN MINUTES AFTER I thought about washing my hands. (Unfortunetly yes... maybe not washing but...)

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[ ] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Total score [10] So I'm 30% retarded.

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm ___% retarded"
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